| “ | LET THE MONSTER WITH YOU TURN, TRADE THE [kromer] THAT YOU'VE EARNED, [take the deal] I GOT TO OFFER KEEP THOSE BRIDGES BEYOND BURNED. [kid] THERE'S SOME WHO wanna listen? BUT SOME [chumps] THEY WANT IT FIRST, TAKE THEIR TIME AND TAKE THEIR HEART AND THEN [control] WILL SOON RETURN | „ |
| ~ Spamton encouraging the viewer to take the Darkner's time and hearts. |
| “ | IF THE [cheapskates] WANT SOME FUN WELL THEN WE'LL DISH IT OUT WITH FORCE | „ |
| ~ Spamton telling Kris/Noelle to kill those who oppose them. |
Spamton G. Spamton is the main antagonist of the song Want Some Fun. He is a sadistic shopkeeper who, in his seeming attempts to grow stronger manipulates Kris and Noelle into slaughtering dozens of Darkners.
He was voiced by Alex Rochon.
His Evil Ranking[]
What Makes Him Close to Being Pure Evil?[]
- He manipulates both Noelle and Kris into killing off Darkners by encouraging them to kill cheapskates who "want some fun" and saying it was "time to be a bigshot" along with the promise of breaking free from their strings.
- He notably plays a far more direct part in motivating the killings than he does in main canon, as he only assisted in the massacre rather than outright causing it.
- Throughout the song, he states that errors cannot be made, as well as saying that there is no need to feel remorse for killing mostly innocent Darkners.
- Judging by him talking about the player killing the people running the market, that means he is complicit in killing the Andersons, who were his former allies.
- His manipulation would cause Noelle to seemingly become traumatized and for the public to become a "corpse".
- His actions would cause Noelle to freeze both Kris and Berdly to death, technically making him even more personal than his original counterpart.
- Despite still being a puppet, he appears to be performing heinous acts by choice as opposed to another force controlling him.
- Despite clearly being insane, he still appears to possess some grasp on morality as he states that the viewer (presumably Kris or Noelle) should let the "monster with them turn".
- While unclear, it appears that his motive for having Kris and Noelle mass murder Darkners is in order to increase monetary gain.
What Prevents Him from Being Pure Evil?[]
- Despite pulling off his heinous actions by choice, he is still somewhat sympathetic, as this song makes it clear that he is still a puppet being controlled by an outer force. With the very last shot of the song being that of his limp body being hung up by strings as solemn music plays in the background.
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