| “ | N, you're worthless and terrible, and if the company allowed it, I'll straight up kill you myself! | „ |
| ~ J threatening N and her first lines in the series. |
| “ | Hmmm, no way, buddy! Questioning the company? You just finally gave me the excuse I needed. | „ |
| ~ J just before she infects N with a virus when realizing he may want to rebel against their parent company. |
| “ | And here I thought you stepped it up since Earth! I never needed either of you. | „ |
| ~ J's final lines in the show as she tries to kill V. |
Serial Designation J is a major antagonist in Glitch Productions' horror comedy web series Murder Drones.
She is a Disassembly Drone, the former boss of N and V, and secretly an ally of the Absolute Solver.
She was voiced by Shara Kirby.
Her Evil Ranking[]
What Makes Her Close to Being Pure Evil?[]
In General[]
- While she has many comedic moments, such as getting injured by a JCJenson branded pen, having Uzi stab herself with her own acidic tail while monologuing, using corporate buzzwords in place of cuss words, and getting ran over by a school bus, her worst crimes are still played seriously, and she becomes even less comedic in the finale.
- Despite experiencing a tragedy that her normal life as a worker drone was taken all away by the Solver, what motivates her isn't her past, but her selfishness and refusal to help fight against the one she fears because she's too afraid to do anything different, with the characters showing no sympathy for her.
- She has full moral agency of her actions, willingly working for the Solver despite knowing how awful it was to preserve her own life.
- Although not as brutal as V, as the leader of the trio, J is the most heinous Disassembly Drone, responsible for the countless deaths of many Worker Drones.
Background[]
- Even in the past, J was an abusive jerk to N without the Solver influencing her in any way, kicking him unprovoked, and outright telling him to kill himself.
Murder Drones[]
- In her introduction, she's shown pinning N to the ground and saying she would kill him if she was allowed to.
- When N questions JCJenson, J implants a virus in him and leaves him to die. This is even worse because she knew they were helping the Solver, not JCJenson, so she really did just want an excuse to try and kill N.
- J attacks the colony of Worker Drones gleefully and tries to kill all of them, killing one in the process.
- She nearly kills Uzi before being interrupted when Uzi attacks her with her own tail.
- While she does help Uzi and N against the Solver, it was clearly just because the Solver disguised as Tessa wanted her to, and it was little more than deception.
- During the Solver's rampage, J tries to kill Lizzy, Thad, and Khan before being interrupted by V.
- Destroys ways off the planet (other ships) so none of the drones can escape the Solver's destruction of Copper-9.
- In the finale, she reveals that she knew of the Solver's mundicidal intentions and aided it to be on the "winning team".
- Even though she does try to offer V a chance to join her and the Solver on the "winning team", when rejected she claims she never needed her or N anyways before attempting to kill them both, subverting any care or honor she may have had.
- Sat back and did nothing as the Solver tried to devour N's core in front of V.
- While she briefly showed concern for the Solver when Uzi damaged it, this wasn't out of genuine care but out of pragmatism to stay in her boss' good graces.
- She and the Solver tried to kill Uzi when she fought against them, even taking advantage of the Solver using a hologram of N on itself to get Uzi's guard down so she could finish her off.
- Unlike N and V, her former Disassembly Drone co-workers, she never redeems herself or unites with Uzi and remains antagonistic.
- Although she is injured in the finale, she manages to try to fix her ship meaning that she will escape with no consequences making her a karma houdini.
What Prevents Her from Being Pure Evil?[]
- While she's willing to work with the Solver, who killed Tessa, J never acknowledges this. Therefore, it's safe to assume she still retains her care for Tessa, as prior to beginning to working for the Solver, J was shown to have been genuinely friends with Tessa, being worried about how her parents were treating her, and even saving her life from a Solver-possessed V.
Trivia[]
- Even J's Amazon description of her character describes her as a "cold killer" and states she "takes pleasure in domineering those beneath her under the guise of following orders", further establishing her Near Pure Evil nature.
- According to Liam, J sees herself as a thankless leader who tries to make things better for herself and to a lesser extent, allies but never receives gratitude. However, this is purely WOG as J is never shown as such in the show, only ever mistreating N especially. Even if this was true, she more than subverts this in the finale when she abandons whatever former care she may have had for V and N.
- Her Brazilian Portuguese voice actress, Flora Paulita, also voiced Pacifica Northwest in Gravity Falls, a Near Pure Good heroine, the direct opposite of J in terms of morality.
- J is the only Glitch Productions Near Pure Evil not to get killed off. She did technically die in the pilot episode, but was revived.
External Links[]
- J on the Villains Wiki
- J on the Murder Drones Wiki
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Near Pure Evils
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