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Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot and I can transcend time and space. Also, I'm coming after you. You can figure out the rest. Have fun! Heh, heh, heh heh...
~ Flumpty in the first game's phone call.
How can a symbol of life be a chaos god of death?
~ The first game's Hard Boiled Mode phone call, reversed.

Flumpty Bumpty is the titular main antagonist of the One Night at Flumpty's franchise.

He is a nigh-omniscient egg immune to the plot, can transcend time and space, existed before time itself, and murders people because he feels like it. He kidnaps the player so he can be his new best friend. Flumpty doesn't have the best social skills, explaining his unusual methods of making friends.

Before kidnapping the player, he also kidnapped twenty other people, and using their corpses he made a monster called the Eyesaur. He has a mysterious golden counterpart called Golden Flumpty and a few pawns for his game that are forced to do it or enjoy hunting the player as much as Flumpty does.

He is voiced by series creator Jonochrome.

His Evil Ranking[]

What Makes Him Close to Being Pure Evil?[]

  • For the longest time, Flumpty had wreaked havoc on New Dork City simply for his amusement.
  • He once gave a speech about the importance of life, and then shot and killed a random person for no reason.
  • He broke into a guy's house because he was cooking eggs, and was voluntarily arrested so that he could break out of prison.
  • At some point in time, he had brutally killed several fictional characters (replaced by Jonochrome's OCs in the Fanverse remasters) to have as decorations in his funhouse. One of the "corpses" shown in the ONaF 2 office implies at least some of them are still alive, which means Flumpty also tortures them.
  • He had caused the literal Apocalypse by hitting New Dork City with a meteor just to kill approximately 100 billion birds. While it was mostly offscreen villainy for a while, we see the town in flames in the bad ending of ONaF 3.
    • This action also technically gives him the highest kill count of any character in the entire Five Nights at Freddy's franchise, since the ONaF series is part of the Fazbear Fanverse.
  • Randomly enough, he had forced a man into drinking lava, causing him to become the Redman.
  • In search of a best friend, he had started a hide-and-seek game that involved him and his gang brutally murdering them when they found them. After they die, he cooks their eyeballs and skins their bodies as shown in the Game Over screens.
    • On top of that, only Birthday Boy Blam and Golden Flumpty seem to be actively enjoying the game, so he's likely forcing the other members into doing this.
  • He killed Freddy Fazbear before putting his head on the ONAF 2 office.
  • After killing twenty people in his twisted game, he stitched their bodies into the Eyesaur, which is still alive and conscious.
    • To add on, the beast seems to be in genuine pain and outright avoids Flumpty whenever they are both in the same room together.
  • Flumpty made the newspaper at the end of the second game where he unironically ponders eating an infant, to the point where he's curious about whether or not it dies of suffocation or his stomach acids.
  • After the first game ends, Flumpty is seen burying the Beaver, who had fallen into the toilet and died. While this could be seen as a "Pet the Dog" moment, his thumbs-up implies that he actively threw the Beaver into the toilet himself.
  • Even before he killed them, Flumpty had treated his gang horribly regularly, leaving Blam to die as he goes to a strip club and forcing Redman to join his gang after he forced him to drink lava.
  • When he captured the player character, Flumpty regularly manipulated time into jokey puns, which means that 6 AM can never happen, forcing the player into staying another night based on the fact they won't be let go unless they make it to 6 AM.
  • Due to his gang's constant failure to kill the player, Flumpty immediately dropped all the niceness and slaughtered all of them. He then makes a bunch of clones of himself to send after the player. This also subverts any affably evil moments from the previous installments.
    • He had done nothing to help his gang or the clones in that game and had been one of the easiest characters to stop in the two games prior, so it is incredibly hypocritical to get upset over their failure when he hasn't succeeded in doing much either.
    • He has also shown that he can revive the dead, as seen with the Eyesaur and the Beavowl. It was also never shown if he revived his gang when the player survives Flumpty Night or Hard Boiled Mode, despite having the ability to do so.
  • Although the Flumpty games are chockful of humor, and the first two games are borderline parodies, he's played dead serious for most of ''ONaF 3''.

What Prevents Him from Being Pure Evil?[]

  • He has a sense of honor, as while he usually warps reality itself to make sure 6 AM will never happen, he will let the player go once he finally survives long enough in ONaF 3, and even lets them live in a normal, happy world if they survive Hard-Boiled Mode.
    • He also seems to have some respect for them, saying he will miss the player once they leave.
  • He has standards about his own kind being eaten, as he broke into a guy's house for cooking eggs and berated Blam for cooking eggs.
  • Although he is taken seriously in ''ONaF 3'', his entire existence as an egg that's the most powerful being is too absurd for him to be PE. Additionally, he still has plenty of comedic moments that detract from his villainy in the previous entries, such as shooting a guy in the face after explaining the meaning of life and rapidly shooting a gun while saying "BANG BANG Y'ALL".

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