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Vought wants you to feel calm and safe so that you continue to but their s****y toys and drinking their s****y energy drinks and going to see their s****y movies. But maybe we shouldn't feel so calm, or safe. One Super terrorist has already gotten through. More will come. And for all we know, these maniacs could already have flown over our borders and be standing next to you, just waiting for their chance to kill us all! So what are we gonna do? We're gonna sit around and cross our fingers that Homelander's gonna save us when he's not on Maria Menounos, or will we demand that Vought do better, that our government do better? What do you say?
~ Stormfront's effervescent speech at a rally, calling for a crackdown on Super-terrorists.
Which would you rather have, the crouton or the entire Caesar salad? Of course, we will eat the mice, but only after we have exploited their labors. We are nice to the mice because it is intelligent to be so. See, if we talk sweetly, they will come in droves. If we hiss, they will run and we will have to chase after them, an unnecessary expenditure of calories.
~ Cat R. Waul's speech towards his henchmen on why they don't eat the mice immediately and him revealing his plans.
You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up. Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one, and if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It's not about food. It's about keeping those ants in line. THAT'S why we're going BACK! Does anybody else want to stay?
~ Hopper's speech to the Grasshoppers on why they have to return to Ant Island.

Near Pure Evils who have a massive vocabulary and have a speech pattern that is considered poetic. Most times they use their speeches in order to use, control or motivate other characters even if they are their own minions or are innocents.

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