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This article is for a character that is approved as a Silly Near Pure Evil example, meaning they are a character that fits the criteria while being consistently played for laughs.


So what do we have here?
~ Captain Badburger upon finding Chuck and Stella
I am a bloodthirsty pirate captain - people always says 'yes' to me!
~ Badburger upon Chuck’s demand to leave

Captain Badburger is the titular main antagonist of the fantasy novel Angry Birds: Captain Badburger.

He first appears in a comic strip in Angry Birds Magazine issue 3 as well as his undead parrot Crossbones and the sea serpent Justin. He was also made as a mask and a sticker.

Long ago, Captain Badburger was a criminal sailor who was turned into a ghoul after attempting to steal the cursed treasure from Skull Island. Now he is able to sail the Seven Seas forever, constantly kidnapping people to make them new pirates for his undead crew or to make them dispose of prisoners. His minions are known to have multiple visible scars or missing body parts with one being completely covered in bandages.

His Evil Ranking[]

What Makes Him Close to Being Pure Evil?[]

  • He kidnapped multiple pigs and turned them into zombies with onscreen effects.
  • After capturing Brian, he attempted to have him for tea, but decided to keep him under the ship where he would be starved and forced to eat prisoners.
  • He is a horrible ally and makes his lackeys and pets live in a disgusting ship covered in rotting bones and dirt.
  • He is implied to be a cannibal since he knows how to turn pigs into burgers, has multiple bones and his lackeys have missing eyes.
  • An important part of Brian's character is the abuse he suffered at the hands of the captain, as he was kidnapped to be eaten by him but ended locked in the bottom of his ship, where he would be starved and forced to eat prisoners rather than the food that most octopus need to eat.
  • He sends Stella to feed his pet crossbones without any food knowing that he eats eyeballs, which is enforced cannibalism.
  • Multiple pig bones are seen in his ship, even being described to be from past adventures.

What Prevents Her from Being Pure Evil?[]

  • He is affable to Chuck and Stella as he allowed them to join his crew even after they initially refused (which frustrates him off to the point of threatening to kill people), considers them “natural born” pirates for surviving the encounter they had with his octopus and never making any attempt to kill them after they pass his pirate tests.

Trivia[]

  • He and Gale are the only Angry Birds franchise villains who are Near Pure Evil.

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